Funny and Happy Quotes to Raise a Smile

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
―Frieda Norris


 The conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
―Arthur Bloc


 Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?
―Author Unknown

I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to... you have to laugh, especially at yourself.
 ―Madonna


The best way to treat obstacles is to use them as stepping-stones. Laugh at them, tread on them, and let them lead you to something better.
―Enid Blyton, Mr Galliano's Circus 

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
―Kurt Vonnegut

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
―William Arthur Ward

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
―Joan Collins

Top Ten Quotes on Hope

1. “Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all.”
―Emily Dickinson

2. “There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.”
―J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers 
 
3.“Only in the darkness can you see the stars.”
―Martin Luther King Jr.

4. “You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming.”
―Pablo Neruda

5. “Once you choose hope, anything's possible.”
 ―Christopher Reeve

6. “All it takes is one bloom of hope to make a spiritual garden.”
 ―Terri Guillemets

7. “Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence.” ―Lin Yutang

8. “Hope can be a powerful force. Maybe there's no actual magic in it, but when you know what you hope for most and hold it like a light within you, you can make things happen, almost like magic.”
―Laini Taylor, Daughter of Smoke & Bone 

9. “Shoot for the moon, even if you fail, you'll land among the stars”
―Cecelia Ahern, P.S. I Love You 

10. “When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on”
―Theodore Roosevelt    
 

Top 10 Quotes About Love

1. "So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day…"
― Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

2. "Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime." 
― Bette Davis

3. "I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you."
― Jennifer Grey, Dirty Dancing

4. "Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence."
― Vincent van Gogh

5. "Don’t forget I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
― Julia Roberts, Notting Hill

6. "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."
― Lao Tzu

7. "You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."
― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

8.  "Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with someone's bad qualities because they somehow complete you."
― Sarah Dessen, This Lullaby

9. "This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something."
 ― Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love  

10. "What's meant to be will always find a way."
― Trisha Yearwood 




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